Not to Make a ROBOT
Gather a large pile of cardboard, and
some scisors, and a pen, and a ruler, and a gluegun, and some
cardboard, and a ruler.
Flatten out the cardboard, use a cat to weigh down any bits that insist
on not being flat, but use with cuation, some cats may pick and and
chew the corners.
Get a piece of planning paper, or layout paper if you must.
What step was I on?)
Draw a circle, after marking a center,
then draw another, but not before drawing another, make them all bigger
than the last one, and smaller than the next one. Get a cat to sniff
the circles to ensure their correct, again, use the right cat is
critical as some cats may sit in teh circle, which is not the disired
function of this operation.
Cut some strips of cardboard.
Make thin little round bits, mae sure the outside is the size of the
circle and the inside is a little small than the outside, but not as
small as the last outside, otherwise it will be inside out.
Some other step)
Oh no, repeat image, nevermind.
Same step, but later)
Finish the circle.
Make another one, but maybe make it like an I beam, just cause its
bigger and needs more strength and stuff maybe kinda sorta.
Repeat whatever that last step was.
5 maybe, who is supposed to be counting?)
uh... what was this... oh right, the...
I mean, that is, get some copper wire there to make some pins from.
Step 2 maybe?)
Put in the pins, to do this you need to make holes, I suppose making
holes should have been teh last step, too late now!
Isn't this is same im.... oh right, blob a ....blob of glue on there to
hold it in place. oh wait I forgot to make making the pins a step,
Wait a sec, this is the same image agian!
Do that pin thing again, do the pins at 90 degrees apart to get the
Set it up and take a pic, wait I forgot to paint it, drat, ok, well
pretend this is the step after and that the step before was paint, then
change all the step numbers to get rid of that duplicate step back
Build another one, I don't know why but
I know the more you do the better you will get at it, whatever it is.
and remember, dont spend good money on projects your just using to get
experiance, use the tarnished money or the stuff thats dirty, if its
too dirty run it though teh wash with some jeans, but dont tell any one
you laundered the money, apparently that gets ya in trouble.